Chocolate milk

Today I shopped for cards at the $ store and I found just what I needed and then went over to the coolers to see what bargains were over there. They had chocolate milk - $1 for a quart so I bought one and took it back to my car cos I was so thirsty. I had a heck of a time opening the carton but finally got a corner to cooperate and chugged it down and smacked my lips. Then I went into the Payless shoe source. It was packed with kids and moms on spring break and I was friendly and smiling to all as I looked for the bargains. Nothing there for me so I made my way back to the car and as I was getting in I looked down to find that I had chocolate milk all over the front of my shirt and pants because I had a hole in the carton from all my tugging and not one of those smiling souls had brought it to my attention. I personally think that's a lot like having spinach in your teeth - only those who are kind enough to set you straight deserve good karma for the rest of their day. I cut the shopping trip short and came home to throw pants and shirt into the washer. Oh well, tomorrow's another day and they'll get theirs!!! Love to all, mom, nana